No Nonsense

I love Dutch Bros. I spend way too much money there, and have ended up making quite a few friends. However, there is one girl who will be glad to never see me again, I am sure.
The school year was beginning again, and I just moved all of my things from my little car into my dorm room. My friends Izzie and Bridget decided they wanted to tag along on a Dutch Bros run. They were INSANE!
"TOOTH BRUSH!!!" Bridget proclaimed, as she held up the tooth brush she discovered in my back seat. From that moment on, she could not stop laughing.
We get to Dutch Bros, and both are still going a little crazy. "I'm sorry. My friends are insane...." The worker looks at me as though I were the insane one for taking these two out in public. I finally got them to order their drinks, and things calmed down for a half of a second. The girl was busy making our drinks, when Bridget held up the tooth brush again, and the two went into a fit of hysteria once again.
I whipped myself around to face the two of them, and shouted, "THIS IS A NO NONSENSE CAR!!!" as I pounded the center console to add emphasis. They knew that out of the three of us, I am the most nonsense filled. I am the craziest. I will do the weirdest just to get a laugh. However, the girl who held my coffee in her hand with a terrified look on her face has no clue of my crazy behavior. "Ummmm.... yeah.... I am kidding. I am the craziest of all of us." She still looked terrified. We payed and sped off quickly. She wanted us gone, and I can see why. I was embarrassed because I do not want to look like a psycho. I still feel bad for her. She looked completely terrified!
Lesson learned? Simple. Do not pretend to be a jerk to your friends in a public place. Even if they know you are kidding. The rest of the world does not understand. End of story!